FMCA Tucson 2022: the convention

After the RV driving classes, we moved to our campsite for the FMCA “Sunsets + Saguaros” annual convention.

Here’s a satellite image of the Pima County Fairgrounds, with our dry camping location marked by a grey pin on the left of the map, and our convention site marked by the same pin on the right of the map:

Pima County Fairgrounds

Here’s our coach, as I was following Jenn to our site:

Coach

The goatheads were just as prevalent over this side, including sticking in the tires:

Goatheats in tire

We really lucked out with our site, on the end of the row, so nobody next to us on the door side:

Site

Sunset:

Sunset

Sunset

Sunset

This site had 50 amp electricity, but no water or sewer. So since we’d already been dry camping for four days by this point, we signed up for the septic pumping and water refill service for a couple of days later:

Signing up for septic and water

Our site again (with a Tiffin Allegro Open Road behind us, and a Tiffin Phaeton next to our Tiffin Allegro Bus, and another Tiffin Allegro Bus further down; there were a lot of Tiffins nearby, among others:

Our site

Our site

Looking down the row of RVs:

RVs

The Phaeton next to our coach:

Tiffins

Someone put a note warning of some ground-nesting baby birds:

Baby birds

We attended the session for first time attendees:

First timers session

I attended a “Don’t Call a Tech” talk on easy RV fixes:

Don't Call a Tech talk

FMCA offered mail service, and we got several deliveries:

Mail

On the appointed day, we put out the septic and water signs:

Septic and water labels

We didn’t really need it, since we still had 20% water, and our waste tanks weren’t very full, but it was more comfortable not having to worry about it:

Water gauges

Water gauges

The truck turned up late that evening; here’s our coach, with the ceiling accent lights visible through the Magne Shade, and the blue ground effect lights and under-slide lights on:

Coach at night

The septic truck:

Septic truck

Septic pumping:

Septic pumping

They filled our water tank via the gravity fill port:

Water fill

Happy gauges:

Water gauges

A cute tiny trailer behind a scooter:

Scooter trailer

We attended a talk about emotions and “positive intelligence” with RVing:

Sorry for what I said while parking the camper talk

Gyros food truck:

Gyros food truck

Gyro and Greek fries:

Gyro and Greek fries

A long line for the ice cream social (which we didn’t bother with):

Line for ice cream

A talk on boondocking (by podcasters I listen to, StressLess Camping); before the talk, they complimented my beard, and I complimented their podcast:

Boondocking talk

A bunch of exhibits (I didn’t take any photos inside):

Exhibits

Mariachi band:

Mariachi band

Mariachi band

They held a “Mr Whiskers” contest for beards and mustaches, which I stayed away from, since I don’t like public attention… and I clearly would have won, so nice of me to let some lesser beard have a chance:

Mr Whiskers contest

Finally, an aerial photo published by FMCA, showing the hundreds of attending RVs (we were over on the right side; see the map above):

Aerial photo

Having attended two rallies so far (Xscapers and FMCA), we are coming to the conclusion that rallies aren’t for us. We’re not into the socializing or partying, and the talks are generally low value. It is nice to have easy access to a bunch of vendors, though, and to look through RVs from multiple dealers.

We have another couple of rallies coming up this year: a Tiffin rally in June, and the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta in October. So we’ll see how those go. Next year, we might not bother with rallies, or might go in with different expectations and goals.

Titan Missile Museum

While at the FMCA rally, we visited the Titan Missile Museum, south of Tucson, Arizona.

It is the last cold war era Titan II nuclear missile, kept in a deactivated state as a museum. Read more about it on that site, if interested.

They have a warhead in the display area:

Warhead

More exhibits:

Exhibits

Of course, there’s a gift shop:

Gift shop

A model of the silo, and the red safe with the launch keys and codes:

Model

We did a 45 minute tour of the underground facilities. Here’s our tour guide, and a cutaway diagram:

Cutaway diagram

The access point:

Access

Heading down stairs:

Heading down stairs

A blast door:

Blast door

Door

The cableway to the silo:

Cableway

But first, the control room:

Control room

All three levels of the control area (living, control, mechanical) are encapsulated in an air-gapped structure, suspended on big springs, so they can withstand earthquakes or near misses:

Suspension spring

Fancy tech:

Fancy tech

Control panels:

Control panels

Punched tape etc:

Punched tape etc

The stairs leading up to the living areas, and down to the mechanical areas (unfortunately not part of the tour):

Stairs

The tour guide had a couple of kids turn the keys to simulate launching the missile:

Control panels

Verification codes:

Verification codes

Verification codes

The launch control panel:

Control panel

Suits:

Suits

Heading along the cableway to the silo:

Cableway

The door into the missile silo:

Door into missile silo

Photos:

Photos

The missile and silo:

Missile

Missile

Missile

Missile

Missile

Missile

A spring that provides shock isolation to electrical stuff:

Spring

Back above ground, a security jeep:

Security jeep

Info signs:

Info signs

Looking down into the missile silo:

Missile silo

Missile silo

Missile silo

The hole proves to spy satellites that this missile is inactive (plus the silo door is fixed half open):

Missile silo

Missile silo

Missile silo

Visiting this museum was quite a sober reminder of the Cold War that we grew up with as kids, and the fears of a nuclear World War III. Which fortunately hasn’t borne out… yet.

“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”

FMCA Tucson 2022: RV Driving School lessons

Around when we first bought our motorhome, we signed up for a couple of RV Driving School classes, held before the FMCA convention: the first on backing an RV, the second on driving an RV.

Of course, in the intervening months, we had plenty of practice in working together to back into sites, and Jenn had plenty of driving practice, so the lessons weren’t as useful as they would have been at the start, but we did pick up a few bits of information and techniques.

Outside the classroom:

RV driving school classroom

The backing class, a bit less than an hour:

RV driving school classroom

RV driving school classroom

Immediately after the classroom part, we did the practical, where we took our coach to a parking lot on the grounds, and did backing and parallel parking between cones, with Jenn driving and me directing, as usual:

RV driving school backing

Our instructor:

RV driving school backing

Perfect alignment; we didn’t hit any cones:

RV driving school backing

RV driving school backing

Paladin supervised from the back of Jenn’s chair:

Paladin

RV driving school backing

RV driving school backing

The next day, we did the driving classroom, a four hour lesson:

RV driving school driving class

Then the following day, the driving practical for four hours, with the same instructor:

RV driving school driving practical

Paladin on the desk, a little confused by me sitting in a living room chair opposite:

Paladin

We practiced navigating an empty church parking lot:

RV driving school driving practical

And a second church parking lot:

RV driving school driving practical

Paladin looking contented:

Paladin

Watching out the front:

Paladin

Cruising down the freeway:

RV driving school driving practical